Area Man Would Rather Attend Harvard

Now, I’m no sports nut, but I have found it suprisingly easy to scream insults at those blustering Bulldogs every year at the Game. A little scouring of the Onion’s archives proves that even America’s Finest News Source agrees: Yale sucks. First of all, a search for Yale yields only 44 results. Harvard? 95. We’re frequently the subject of American Voices, the Onion’s hilarious parody poll. (Here are the thoughts of David Niles, portrait photographer, on Kaavya Viswanathan: “This just goes to show there are many things a Harvard education can’t teach you, like how to use a thesaurus to …






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