Gary Gerbrandt

 

Why Ron Paul is the wrong choice in 2012.

Let’s play a game. Don’t worry, it’s easy! It just takes a bit of common sense to answer these questions.

Do you remember what happened the last time that the “free market” was allowed to run itself? When, you know, trillions of dollars were trading hands in the form of confusing derivatives, some of which were based on confusing mortgages sold to people who couldn’t afford them by the banks who made, profited from, and invested in said derivatives?

Oh, that’s right. That was the deepest recession since the Great Depression. A recession that America is still recovering from, one which has destabilized the economies of countries around the world, and one which still threatens the economic prosperity of virtually every person alive. It hardly makes sense to let the actions of major banks go unwatched and to defer completely to the “free market” which knocked the world over less than four years ago.

Would you cut funding for special education? How about environmental protection? Would you essentially shut down the thin barrier that prevents coal and oil producers from blowing off the tops of whatever mountains they please and polluting whatever oceans they want? Would you devastate some of the neediest people in the country by completely revoking their rights to affordable housing? Would you let businesses run virtually unaccounted for? Would you prevent the distribution of funding to states on projects that run the gamut from forest protection to environmental cleanup?

I seriously doubt that anyone would. Yet there is one man, running in third place for the Republican nomination, who plans to do just that. He also wants to cut taxes on businesses by almost half, cancel regulations on the ways that big banks operate, close down the sole real method of regulating the economy (the Federal Reserve), extend huge tax giveaways to the rich (and make sure their heirs can inherit all of their money, untouched by any governmental body), and slash the jobs of thousands who currently work within the federal government.

This man wants to “return…responsibility for security to private property owners”, which ostensibly means that everyone in America should arm themselves immediately. He wants to do away with accounting requirements that ensure that at least some of what businesses do is, well, accountable. He wants to make sure that America walls itself off from the world by eliminating foreign aid — because people who are dying of hunger in the Horn of Africa can obviously sort out their whole famine situation without one of the world’s largest donors — and he wants to substantially cut back on American defense spending.

Paul insists that he is the candidate of personal liberty, a man who would restore America to its great former self. Yet his platform of endless spending cuts, and the elimination of virtually every regulation that has survived the onslaught of business-sponsored conservatism manifest in every Republican executive and legislative branch since Reagan’s heyday will not do that. It will splinter an already-unequal nation into a dystopia with an insanely wealthy minority that has its tax-evading fingers in the halls of Congress (almost like the one which exists today!), and a middle class that will slowly be crushed under the constant maneuvering that businesses take in search of profit.

If Ron Paul were really a libertarian, he wouldn’t be a Republican. He wouldn’t associate himself with a corrupt party that essentially serves as the public relations department for the American corporation. He would stick to his obviously flawed principles, unfettered by the dainty fringe of lobbying money and a commitment to destroying the government that once made America the great country it is.

Our game’s almost over. Just a few bonus questions remain: What about a woman’s right to choose? What about the separation of church and state? Someone who focuses on individual freedom and has a powerful commitment to reducing regulation would never touch either of those liberties, right?

Well, no. Not if you’re Ron Paul. If you were he, you would support the complete integration of church with state —blatantly ignoring an interpretative statement of Thomas Jefferson that has been repeatedly cited by the Supreme Court as a logical way to understand the First Amendment — and arguing, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, that America was founded as a Christian nation.

If you were he, you would plan to pass a law that would undo Roe v. Wade and prevent women from seeking abortions for any reason, while simultaneously defining life as beginning at conception. You would regulate deep into the personal lives of women around the country in a standoffish, paternalistic way, and disregard American constitutional traditions which keep religion out of government and ensure the right to free association.

You would pretend to be a libertarian. You would pretend to be the answer to America’s problems, a panacea for the angry white man whose votes you seek. But even then, you would be a horrible, horrible choice.

Gary Gerbrandt ’14 (garygerbrandt@college) is arming himself with liberalism before his right to defend himself is taken away. 

 

Obama’s place is at the podium in today’s America.

Last Tuesday night at the IOP, I booed President Obama. Of course, I cheered wildly at much of what he was saying, too. His practical, logical approach to the myriad specters floating listlessly over the American landscape is worth putting stock in; it is worth examining closely; it is worth considering as a realistic set of national goals. It is, in short, a campaign platform. An okay platform, sufficient, I suppose, and, in an era of political insanity, somehow sane.

Complacency seems to be called for among progressive voters these days — despite the electoral signs to the contrary (which is to say, the wild rightward swing after the 2010 midterm elections), the things President Obama has been saying for the past few years almost seem to be coming to fruition. The American economy is growing (slowly, nowhere near quickly enough to recover its pre-recessionary strength any time soon). Frankly, right now, the rest of the issues don’t matter.

Mitt Romney’s recent turn of phrase in regards to the State of the Union Address — he decried Obama’s tenure as a “groundhog day presidency,” one in which promises are made and repeated every day like some kind of cultish mantra, but not kept — is somewhat of a paean to the calendars that cover the walls of the Republican candidate’s campaign offices (located, somehow unsurprisingly, in a nondescript office building a few miles east of Cambridge).  It is by these that he sets his watch, flosses his grin, moisturizes his good hand for maximum shakability.

Romney was distinctly aware, as he called to mind that simple image of the classic Bill Murray film, that there remained (and remains) an unimaginably complicated path for him to gain the nomination of a regressive, dangerous party in a time which necessitates staid political and administrative guidance. Florida voted on Tuesday, giving him a few more delegates, but nowhere near enough to become the nominee. He might be a frontrunner, but he still has a long way to go. There will likely be months before the race is truly decided, particularly if his opponents’ fringe audiences keep propping them up.

Romney’s essentially meaningless attack, one which is neither aggressive, nor articulate, nor well-founded, is going nowhere. The policies of the President are making things in America better. Sure, these are dark days, and it doesn’t take much to make things “better,” and there’s plenty of room to improve still, and so on qualifiers granted! It is these successful policies that will matter this fall.

Given the choice of Obama, an intelligent, proven leader whose restorative work has finally begun to address the nightmarish state into which America plunged due to its last Republican president, or Romney, a man whose conservative credentials (so important in a polarized America) are questionable, whose business ventures focused mainly on taking small businesses and only slightly improving them, and whose pop culture references are comprised of slapstick from the silent movie era, the side which voters will take becomes apparent.

So, go ahead, Mr. Romney. Preach it to high heaven that Obama repeats himself. Good one. I’m sure that will help you the next time you’re debating a guy who brought home a miscarried fetus to visit his kids, an ethically-challenged man whose greatest aspiration is to colonize the Moon, and that sprightly old OBGYN whose politics are laughably beyond even the staunchest conservative’s.

In the meantime, try to come up with some better material while you’re pretending to be a man of the people. I’m sure that the President (and America) can’t wait to hear what you’ll come up with next.

Gary Gerbrandt ’14 (garygerbrandt@college) can’t wait to play a long edition of Dueling Pianos with conservative Indyites as the election unfolds.

 

Huge news out of Kirkland Palo Alto this afternoon: Obviously-couldn’t-handle-his-sophomore-tutorial Harvard dropout Mark Zuckerberg, who founded a company which, you know, only 800,000,000 people around the world now use — maybe you’ve heard of it, or seen a movie about it, or something — has filed its formal application with the Securities and Exchange Commission to sell its shares on the open market (with the out-of-left-field symbol FB).

With a goal of raising $5 billion, the IPO would be the largest for an Internet-focused company since that of Google in 2004 (the same year that Thefacebook went live to the classes of ’04 through ’08 here in Cambridge), and could mean that the whole company is worth about $100 billion. Mark Zuckerberg, who owns about 28% of the company, is therefore worth around $30 billion.

Dammit, we should all just drop out and found computer startups. It sure worked for Zuck and Gates!

The New York Times’ DealBook blog has a pretty in-depth article on the subject. In the meantime, Harvard, scrape your pennies together and maybe you’ll be able to buy your own little slice of social-networking history.

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